Ruby Teys
Cherry Vinyl: Coober Pedy's Last Showgirl
In 1991, Cherry Vinyl escaped her small gaping hole in Coober Pedy and hitchhiked her way along the Dingo Fence to the bright lights of the shantytown now known as Surfers Paradise.
From shy gold panty metre maid to headline act at the Roast Coast’s most exclusive gentlemen's club Legs, Legs, Legs, Lips, Lips, Lips!
One stormy tropical Wednesday night, a tall elusive figure in a velour tracksuit and dark glasses walked into the club. He walked up to Cherry’s feathery perch and whispered his Winfield Red into her ear, “hush your sweet lips tweedy bird... you’re coming with me...”
What begins as a true blue Australian love story starts to pong a bit fishy as something isn’t quite right…
Comedic genius Ruby Teys performs her original Australiana tropicana psychological sh*tstorm. An ode to the Gold Coast's most treasured showgirls, bikies, predators, crisp dry wWhite Coolabahs, prawn cocktails and the sugar daddies that kept them all in business!
Suitable for audiences 15+
Language – occasional coarse language
Nudity
Strong sexual references
In 1991, Cherry Vinyl escaped her small gaping hole in Coober Pedy and hitchhiked her way along the Dingo Fence to the bright lights of the shantytown now known as Surfers Paradise.
From shy gold panty metre maid to headline act at the Roast Coast’s most exclusive gentlemen's club Legs, Legs, Legs, Lips, Lips, Lips!
One stormy tropical Wednesday night, a tall elusive figure in a velour tracksuit and dark glasses walked into the club. He walked up to Cherry’s feathery perch and whispered his Winfield Red into her ear, “hush your sweet lips tweedy bird... you’re coming with me...”
What begins as a true blue Australian love story starts to pong a bit fishy as something isn’t quite right…
Comedic genius Ruby Teys performs her original Australiana tropicana psychological sh*tstorm. An ode to the Gold Coast's most treasured showgirls, bikies, predators, crisp dry wWhite Coolabahs, prawn cocktails and the sugar daddies that kept them all in business!
Suitable for audiences 15+
Language – occasional coarse language
Nudity
Strong sexual references